>be 16>on 4chan, /x/>this thread: http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/10238598>browsing pictures>open some gifs, piss pants>one gif catches my eye>it looks like me>open it, see me reading /x/ in realtime>see some scary-ass motherfucking THING behind me>NOPENOPENOPE.jpg>grab lamp and throw it behind me, run to neighbours
So better get a cat