Ha! It's not that far from my birthday. What I'm really after is:
* a new hip
* a new back
* a replacement sciatic nerve
I'm trying to get fit. After many years of doing nothing more than cycling a short distance to work - and after a year of not even doing that I've just started following a training program with the aim of being able to do better than a jog at
Park Run. If I can't have a hip, back and fully working nerve for my birthday, what I'd like is:
* a reasonable pair of over-ear (possibly bone conduction) headphones for running
* a sweatband to stop perspiration getting into my eyes and stinging so much I can't see