"I jhear it's amazing whrn the famous purpkler stuffedf worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blik on Hara-kirti Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Translation: I'm retarded.
It's not too hard if you close one eye and look at the tip of your nose with the other. I only cheated when I had to put in the exclamation points, but I stuck to the game. I held down the Shift key with my tongue while I pressed 1.